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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Raspberry Cough

The last review for march is a good one. Today we have raspberry cough. I've only sen this strain this one time and man is it amazing.




Name: Raspberry Cough
From: High Country Healing I (Silverthorne,CO)
Grade: A+
Type: Sativa 
Price: $40/8th
Looks: mostly dark green buds with little bits of orange. As with strawberry cough looks are very deceiving. Extremely resinous strain almost hard to load a bowl its so sticky.
Smell: Actually smells like raspberry. Smells just like strawberry cough does but with raspberries instead. I dont know how they doit but this def smells like raspberrys very true to name
Taste: Soooo fruity. Such a pleasing strain to smoke. Smoke is kind of thin but tastes soooo delicious. Tastes like fruity hash. Very potent smoke.
Buzz Type: Strong. This is pretty much the same as straw cough as far as buzz type. Very cerebral and uplifiting high. Clean, easy strain to get shit done with. Only takes a very small of amount for this strain to give desired effects because it is very strong.
Buzz Length: Long. 2 hours. You almost forget you're high when you smoke this one cause it is so energetic.
Overall: As soon as i exhale i begin to feel the effects of this amazing strain. This is the only time i have even seen this strain and just getting the chance to smoke this is amazing. I'm sure this one is super rare and i just hope i can come across it again someday. If you ever have the opportunity to buy this strain and it actually is a legit version i would buy as much of it as you can regardless of price because it is just sooo good. This one is tied right with strawberry cough because for the most part its the same exact strain. The only difference i can find is smell because buzz type and bud structure are almost exactly the same as strawberry cough. I'm guessing this one was a very fruity smelling straw cough  pheno. A+ regardless, too bad i just smoked my last bowl of this beauty :(

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

L.S.D.

Todays review is some hippy shit with the L.S.D. !



Name: L.S.D. (Lemon Sour Diesel)
From: High Country Healing I (Silverthorne,CO)
Grade: A
Type: Sativa dominant (Lemon skunk X Sour Diesel)
Price: $40/8th
Looks: Dark green buds with oranges hair all over. Very large trichromes and quite plentiful. You can easily see the heads on the trichs with the naked eye they are so large. Very resinous.
Smell: Like a Skunk dipped in lemon juice.
Taste: Pinesol mixed with a hashy skunk. Very sweet on the exhale somewhat harsh on the inhale. Tastes like weed lemon bread. Eases the lungs niceley. This is a easy smoke in that its very sweet lemon tasting and easy on the pallet  but since it is so strong it can get you coughing.
Buzz Type: Strong. Definitely has strong indica undertones that come through.  The onset is very quick and doesn't waste anytime with relief.  
Clean high. Starts behind the eyes and works outward. Jittery. Wouldn't recommend with people who have lots of anxiety.
Buzz Length: Long. 2+ Hours. depending on tolerance of course.
Overall: Supposedly this strain grown to its best potential can produce 24% THC buds so naturally this is a very strong sativa. I was told by the bud-tender this is a mostly sativa variety but i'm not so sure with the amount of indica effects you get with this one and just the overall bud structure would lead me to believe it to be more of a indica pheno. Anyway this strain is super good and is definitely what i would call a connoisseur smoke and is top shelf in every way. I would give it an A+ but its a little jittery of a buzz.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

NYC Diesel #2

Todays review is the world famous nyc diesel.  Always a good choice if i do say so myself.





Name: NYC Diesel #2
From: High Country Healing I (Silverthorne,CO)
Grade: A
Type: Hybrid 60/40 (Mexican Sativa X Afghani)
Price: $40/8th
Looks: Light green and compact buds that are perfectly cured.Typical sativa dominat diesel buds. Crystal balls covered in Orange.Beautiful specimen of bud for sure. 
Smell: Very sour. definitely true to name as you should expect with this one.
Taste:  Smooth on both the inhale and exhale. Really opens the airway up. Hashy but i think thats mostly cause i smoked thiso ne with hash but still a very smooth good tasting smoke.
Buzz Type: Strong. Kind of overwhelming at first gets the mind really racing. This one is definitely meant for some deep thinking. I wouldn't use before trying to sleep or with trying to alleviate anxiety symptoms.
Buzz Length: Average 1-2 hours.
Overall:  I loaded this bowl with some bubblehash so it definitely intensifies the already great high this bud gives you. This one doesn't really stick out to me but thats mostly cause its such a name brand popular strain and i have had it quite a few times and its all over the place. None the less this strain is deserving of all the hype that it does receive because it is such a consistently good product. NYC Diesel is never a bad buy and even tho i wouldn't put it in my top 10 strains and it doesn't really stick out from all the crazy strains we are seeing today I'll still buy it often just because of that consistency. Thats why it gets an A.

Monday, March 28, 2011

S.A.G.E.

Todays review is a good one :D still feeling it.



Name: S.A.G.E. (Sativa Afghani Genetic Equilibrium) 
From: High Country Healing II (Alma,CO)
Grade: A
Type: Hybrid (Big Sur Holy X Afghani)
Price: $7.99/G
Looks: Orange foxtail buds with lots of trichromes. Compact. Triangular in shape almost christmas tree like. Very well cured bud.
Smell: Very sour and dank like a basement smells. Really does smell like actual sage. Slight hint of grapefruit. 
Taste:  Actually tastes like sage. Kind of hashy on the exhale. Warming sensation of the lungs immediately upon inhale. 
Buzz Type: Strong. Very clean hybrid buzz  with all around excellent medical effect.This is a heavy hitter for sure. Buzz can be a little intense.
Buzz Length:LONGGGG 2-3 hours +
Overall: This a very well produced strain with excellent genetics behind it. Amazing. Very strong buzz that just lasts for ever. Makes you cough a lot more than most strains. I would definitely  grow this strain.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Strawberry Cough

Alright after a little hiatus we are back with one of the best reviews yet. Heres my review of one of my absolute favorite strains. The overall should describe how i feel about this one. all pictures are from HCH 1 and 2. Don't forget to click the pix for full size, and I'd love some of your reviews. Send them to dankreviews@gmail.com 





Name: Strawberry Cough
From: High Country Healing I and II(Silverthorne and Alma,CO)
Grade: A+
Type: Sativa(80/20)
Price: $11.42/G, $40/8th
Looks: One of the most resinous buds i have ever handled. Looks are very deceiving with this one. 
Smell: Soooo fruity, really is true to name and actually does have a hint of strawberry.
Taste: Fruity as  you would expect. This one is just some of the best tasting buds out there so fruity doesn't even taste like weed... almost.
Buzz Type: Extremely strong but very clear headed. The best sativa i have ever smoked in my personal opinion this one is my go to sativa.
Buzz Length: Long 2+ hours easy.
Overall: This one is very deceiving in looks compared to the high that it produces. If i had to pick one strain that i could only smoke for the rest of my life i would pick this one. The cleanest just best all around smoke i have ever found. Immediate effect upon inhalation and then a lot of coughing since this is such a potent smoke. I've bought this strain more than any other. i fell in love with this one from the first hit haha.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Grape Ape

Todays dank is the ever amazing grape ape.


Name: Grape Ape
From: High Country Healing I and II(Alma,CO)
Grade: A
Type: Hybrid (Purple Paki X Skunk #1)
Price: $11.42/G, $40/8th
Looks: Sometimes i've bought this and the buds are pure purple. normally its a good green purp mix with lots of trichromes
Smell: Sweet purple goodness. Skunky, makes sense since this is a skunk cross. very pleasant smell.
Taste: kind of harsh as with most purple strains. sweet and very smooth on both the inhale and exhale. slight hashyness on the exhale. smoke is kind of thin but still very potent.
Buzz Type: Very cerebral couchlock high. excellent for pain relief. Immediate stoned feeling sets in from behind the eyes moving forward. buzz seems to start in the eyes/throat and slowly permeates the body. relaxes and opens the airway quite nicely.
Buzz Length: Long 2-3 hours
Overall: I smoked this out of a bowl topped with 40+ strain keif when i wrote this review so the buzz type might not be totally accurate to grape ape but close enough. But yea this strain is another top 10 and is always a good buy of course only when its grown properly of course. i personally will only buy and only seek out the best grown buds i can find. Its popular for a reason and thats cause its such a consistant variety of MMJ.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Durban Poison

Heres my review of durban poison from HCH2 in alma.



Name: Durban Poison
From: High Country Healing II (Alma,CO)
Grade: A
Type: Sativa
Price: $11.42/G
Looks: Classic durban sativa buds. enlongated foxtails
Smell: Durban has a smell unlike any other strain. The durb threw and threw. very similar in smell to lemon skunk. just very citrus smelling with this one.
Taste: ohhh so sweet. very very very clean, this had a seriously proper flush.
Buzz Type: Strong. Very energetic and euphoric sativa. closest to a pure indoor sativa you can find.
Buzz Length: Long(for a sativa high) around 2 hours.
Overall: This is one of my top 10 strains for sure. One of the best sativas out there today. Always a good buy when the quality is good and it has been grown and flushed properly.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Triple D

Heres an absolute amazing strain the pictures can't do justice. Enjoy. This one may just have to be in my top 5 strains ive ever come across.



Name: Triple D
From: High Country Healing II(Alma,CO)
Grade: A+
Type: Hybrid (Sour D X OG Kush)
Price: $11.42/G
Looks: Unlike any other strain i have seen.
Smell: Garden store smell, greenhouse smell. slightly citrus mostly just sour dirt smelling.
Taste: Tastes just like an indoor garden smells. very earthy with a little hint of sweetness
Buzz Type: Extremely strong. this one will lay you out. the og kush really comes through.
Buzz Length: Long 2+ hours easy.
Overall: one of the best crosses/strains i have ever come across. this one would be in my top 5 for medicinal value solely due to the fact that the thc content is so high. i was told that it tested at 25% THC. Just an absolute wonder of strain. 

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Jack Flash

jacks back from the dead oh and heres my review. oh and i've got some seriously dank reviews coming the next week. get ready dankheads.





Name: Jack Flash
From: High Country Healing II(Alma,CO)
Grade: B+
Type: Sativa( Jack Herer X Skunk #1)
Price: $11.42/G
Looks: tight little foxtail sativa buds accented with lots of trichromes and red hairs.
Smell: Very Very sweet, one of the sweetest strains ive come across, very similar in smell to durban poision.
Taste: lemons,citrus, very smooth smoke excellent on taste one of the better tasting strains
Buzz Type: Medium, Typical very cerebral sativa high, very talkative strain. Provides mild pain relief, very good for helping with appetite
Buzz Length: Medium 1-2 hours
Overall: This strain never dissapoints, being that it is a jack herer cross it already stands out from others. amazing smell, taste, and smoke just excellent. this one is a very  cerebral sativa high without a doubt.

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Friday, March 11, 2011

G13 X Blueberry

Todays review is of G13Xblueberry.



Name: G13 X Blueberry
From: High Country Healing (Silverthorne,CO)
Grade: B+
Type: Indica
Price: $40/8th
Looks: leafy not real compact very typical blueberry buds. looks do not doit justice
Smell: Strait up blueberry fruity goodness, the g13 gives it a little sour after stench.
Taste: real hashy, smoke was kind of thin but still very potent. 
Buzz Type: Strong. One .3g bowl is more than enough. looks are very deceiving with this strain. Very good night time medical smoke  with excellent pain relief.
Buzz Length: Long 1-2 hours
Overall: This is a strain that is not every common at all.  Excellent medical smoke. I would definitely buy this again if i ever see it again. 

Thursday, March 10, 2011

N.Y.P.D.

Todays review is of the strain N.Y.P.D. which is NYC diesel X Power Plant.




Name: N.Y.P.D.
From: High Country Healing (Silverthorne,CO)
Grade: B+
Type: Hybrid( NYC Diesel X Power Plant)
Price: $40/8th
Looks: Covered in trichs and orange hairs. compact foxtail type buds typical of diesel strains.
Smell: earthy and slightly sour. Classic weed smell. Basement dankness. faint rotten lemon smell.
Taste: quite sour and very hashy. leaves an aftertaste of carrots at least thats  all i can describe it as. smoke is kind of thin.
Buzz Type: Medium. Good balanced high perfect for a mid day smoke when you still have things to do. but still works well for mild pain relief.
Buzz Length: Medium 1-2 hours
Overall: This one doesn't really stand out apart from any other strain in particular. its just kind of there. regardless this is still some excellent high grade mmj and i would maybe buy this again but would probally go for a stronger hybrid if the choice was available.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Maui Purps

Sorry its been a few days but i just recently moved back to michigan. but i bought a shitload of strains in colorado before i left so i still have to review all of those and then eventually there should be some michigan reviews. but for now heres my maui purps review





Name: Maui Purps
From: High Country Healing (Silverthorne,CO)
Grade: B
Type: Sativa
Price: $40/8th
Looks: Long foxtail type buds with just a little hint of purple.
Smell: Very sweet classic maui smell  mixed with the piney classic purp. Smells just like the dispensary does. Reminds me of the durban poison smell.
Taste: Super clean. I was told by the budtender that it had a 2 week minimum flush. Clean thick smoke, the after taste reminds me of peanuts and carrots  kind of. 
Buzz Type: Medium. Obviously being a sativa this strain is almost entirely euphoric head high with a very slight body buzz most likely due to the   fact that almost all sativas contain indica phenos.
Buzz Length: Medium 1-2 hours
Overall: This is a great morning/get shit done smoke. almost a pure sativa it has all the qualities we love in sativas and just enough of a body buzz to remind you that you are still stoned and thats why your is racing. i'm impressd this was my first time with this strain i would buy again.


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